Rant Alert

Flipping through the channels on the satellite, there is a channel that is running a commercial of a guy made of chocolate that has women biting his butt, tearing off his arm, and dipping strawberries in his navel (or somewhere). REGARDLESS, this is very disturbing. It's for Axe "Dark Temptation." The commercial is running over and over and over and over. You can text to win prizes and play some kind of game. This is disturbing and gross. I realize I'm obviously not the target of this marketing campaign, but who is? The female Hannibal Lecters out there? Help, oh sweet sanity, where have you gone?